When I first encountered PowerWash Simulator in 2023, it had been out for over a year. Once I watched a trailer, I knew I had to have it right away. I’d never needed to pressure-wash the side of a house myself; I was unaware that there was a whole genre of A.S.M.R.-adjacent YouTube videos dedicated to such activities. But I’m a copy editor — I spend my days polishing language, revealing its full potential. I take joy in bringing beauty to a disheveled world. I couldn’t resist the chance to tidy up a skate park. With a hose.