The response from Nato members has been a resounding no, even from US allies like Germany and Britain. “You mean to tell me your genius plan of continually insulting them for 10-plus years and then begging them to help you out of a jam you got yourself into didn’t work?” Meyers laughed. “But again, this is just how Donald Trump does friendship. It’s not ‘I got your back, you got mine.’ It’s ‘you get my back, and while you’re there can you give me a back rub?’”