Maybe it’s the look. Part utilitarian water shoe, part clog, Crocs have long been synonymous with all things uncool. Crocs are not trying to help you score any style points. But as a cool mom, not a regular mom (perhaps the least cool thing I’ve ever said), that can’t-bother-to-care confidence is exactly what I aspire to. And if you can get past the eyerolls, you’ll never go back to slippers.