But look, enough of happier times. And certainly, enough of the comfortable old saw that elections are won on the centre ground. British politics now has no centre, like a Möbius strip or Earth’s worst city (Los Angeles). The Green leader, Zack Polanski, announced on Friday morning that this victory “could transform the face of” UK politics. But could it make its boobs bigger just using its mind? Definitely a question going into the May local elections campaign.