I felt like I was wearing a tinfoil hat. I can’t believe I hadn’t questioned any of it for a second. Talk about naive, foolish and out of touch. Feeling ashamed, I healthily distracted myself by turning my attention to my so-called friend. Should he have (metaphorically) urinated on my bonfire like that? Perhaps it would have been nicer to leave me in my blissful ignorance. Obviously it will be a cold day in hell before I forward a video to him again – next time I’ll send him a lengthy voice note, and he only has himself to blame.