I am sure that I’ve told Chioma this several times over the years, but it never seems to register. I got particularly annoyed recently when Chioma and her new friend Mary, who I don’t know very well, started calling me “Prissy”. I hate it – my cousins used to call me that when I was a kid, and I would get upset. When I told them I didn’t like any of my nicknames, Chioma was shocked and said she hadn’t realised.